I'll skip the one about the case of beer. I've never been able to tolerate alcohol. Social media? I guess I'm old-school, because I try to minimize my use of that. I don't even have a Smartphone.
I'm still not great at holding a straight line when looking behind me, and I'm far from being able to ride no-handed. It's no big deal, I'm sure, but sometimes I think it would be convenient if I could do it.
Of course I can ride much greater distances now than I could when I first began cycling, and lately I seem to be a little stronger. To put it in military terms, I guess you could say I'm no longer a private. But no five-star general, either.